Performer, self-help guru and singer — The Divine Teat is always the life of the party. A member of the International Performers Union, The Divine Teat has received accolades from both party-goers and professional groups alike. 

• Comedic self-help guru
• Clean comedian
• Party host (creative and fun guided guru experience).

Maybe you are looking for a wandering entertainer for a birthday party.  With clients including corporate holiday parties, and local private parties, The Divine Teat's high-energy interactive entertainment is sure to bring — not just fun — but professionalism and experience to your event.

Schedule an event consultation with The Divine Teat. Together, you can figure out what your entertainment needs are. You will also get tips on what to do to make your event shine. Plus, The Divine Teat can give you a heads up on what common planning pitfalls to avoid. 

"Not missing a trick, Thomas Christensen gently and hilariously parodies that bane of LA existence: the life coach. In fact, the more you know of the subject matter, the more you will laugh."

"A book full of profound insight and ideas laced with humor and wisdom. I refer to my copy constantly” Greg Berman

"A warm, very funny, extremely enjoyable spoof on self-help seminars, but it is never mean or cynical. Thomas Christensen parodies while also clearly being filled with love for humanity. It's an excellent performance... and wow can he also sing!"

"When I read about this show, I was intrigued by the name of the play, "The Divine Teat", and the subject matter as well. My husband and I went to see the show and had a blast. The actor and writer, Thomas Christensen, was fabulous, and the character he created, this enlighted motivational speaker/life coach, Jurgen Liebedich, was hysterical. It takes alot for me to actually laugh out loud, but I certainly did during his performance. More people need to know about this guy, and I HIGHLY recommend it for a fun evening!"